sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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