I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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