they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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