so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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