Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
there was a trapeze. enough said
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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