no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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