Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
