I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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