dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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