hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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