Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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