so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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