so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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