That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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