he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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