I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I could fuck to npr.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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