i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
vagina is talking i cant
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You can't just leave with hair like that
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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