I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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