I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
