Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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