rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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