okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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