we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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