She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
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