Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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