Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Found your dick twin last night
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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