is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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