If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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