So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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