you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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