So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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