About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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