I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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