Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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