I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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