I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Randomize
