Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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