I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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