I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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