But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
That's when you crack a 10am beer
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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