i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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