Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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