before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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