i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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