What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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