3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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