hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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