see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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