...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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