Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
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