But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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