We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
and she was petting her beer can
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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