There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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