Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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