I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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