so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I don't deserve a penis
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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