You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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